Chutiaism is a religion based on the foolishness and stupidity of mankind for more than a million years now. Hence it is the oldest and most practiced religion of all times. It doesn’t matter where you come from, you practice it everyday. So its time to give it the recognition and platform and get converted as soon as possible. The requirement is that you have to be a human being, animals are not allowed, the reason being once the incarnation of God- Topi-pehnau-ji saw dogs having sex within their family and cursed them and all the other animals to be out-casted forever from the chutia society.
The curse made the dog honest and a friendly animal. Dog would remain submissive and serve the human kind for its entire life, a life of gratitude and service, which are forbidden for all Chutias. So great was our deity that in his curse also he thought about the welfare of mankind and its chutias. If he did not think in that way human kind would have missed the nectar of Chutiapa and would have destroyed this whole wide world with intellect and reasoning. Lord Topi Pehnauji always had his representatives working for him across the globe. Extending from small villages of Europe to the deserts of Arabia and Egypt, to the deep forests and high mountains of Indus valley, to Chile in South America. Well networked and well marketed. Later came a time, where they started poaching each others customers, which resulted into clashes of different Chutiasms.
War, discrimination, terrorism & corruption are four main pillars of Chutiaism. Talk about peace, logic, love & preservation and you don’t need to attempt a suicide. Try to exercise your ‘right to information’ your ‘freedom of speech’ there would be a Chutia waiting for you outside. Try to be liberal about your sexuality and be public about it, another Chutia would knock your door. It seems like Chutia University has great professors.
This University has given different books on Chutiaism to different people and advised them the same thing that “this is the ultimate book”. Chutias are such dedicated that they have believed on these lies blindly. These books defy logic and reasoning. The questions that they don’t answer are a sin to ask at the first place. So here we go, no one wants to be a sinner. Well done Lord TP.
Is there a way to get out? The answer resides right inside your soul, however, I am going to write it so that we can realize, analyze and penalize it together. No matter what kind of Chutia you are, there have been burning questions about rituals, culture and practices in our mind about our own Chutiapa. Go in the open, as a logical non-chutia and ask these questions, you would find multiple answers, multiple theories and at one point where there are no answers left for the questions you raise, you would be threatened. That point is your win and loss of Chutiaism.
Chutia is a slang used for a foolish and distasteful person and not an acceptable word in the cultured society. However, I feel that all the profanity is creative work, without the use of which protagonists would feel more frustrated.
